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April 17th, 2024

“I’m 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know?” – Barry Cryer Providing wisdom since

April 16th, 2024

The difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one is the delivery. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

April 10th, 2024

I bought a fake koi fish. It’s my dekoi. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

April 9th, 2024

If someone says you can’t do something, they are telling you their limits, not yours. Providing wisdom since 1997, the

April 3rd, 2024

“The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

April 2nd, 2024

“The difference between outlaws and in-laws is that outlaws are wanted.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

March 28th, 2024

“I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

March 27th, 2024

“When it comes to candy bars, the term fun-sized is misleading. There is nothing fun about your candy bar being

March 26th, 2024

“If those who owe us nothing gave us nothing, how poor we would be.” – Antonio Porchia Providing wisdom since

March 20th, 2024

That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks right by you. Providing wisdom since 1997, the