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SCUTTLEBUTT 2813 - Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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Today's sponsors are Team One Newport and Doyle Sails.

COURT OF APPEALS DECISION RELEASED
(Mar. 31, 2009) - State of New York, Court of Appeals announced their decision
this morning, finding the defender Société Nautique Genève (SNG) had breached
their fiduciary duty and has instructed that the America's Cup shall be
returned to the custody of the New York Yacht Club (NYYC) who will conduct a
two boat challenge between SNG and Golden Gate Yacht Club (GGYC) in Long
Island Sound no later than September 1, 2009.

Judge Smith, writing the decision stated, "The defender (SNG) has clearly
ignored the spirit of the Deed of Gift by creating a challenger yacht club
Club Nautico Español de Vela (CNEV) to gain an advantage and rewrite a set of
rules that have served the Cup well for many years."

The GGYC challenge is approved and NYYC shall act as escrow agent and shall
conduct a best of seven series from their base in Newport, RI. The race dates
should be announced next week. SNG shall immediately transfer the Cup to NYC
as escrow agent.

WHERE TO GO FROM HERE
Obviously tired of petty argument over what is an arm of the sea, which was
resolved many years ago when Chicago was deemed to be on an arm of the sea,
since you could reach the sea by travelling the Great Lakes and the St
Lawrence Seaway and the declensions of the word ‘having’ over ‘having had’,
the Supreme Court decided to back the traditionalists but with a twist.

Following the race between Société Nautique Genève (SNG) and Golden Gate Yacht
Club (GGYC), the New York Yacht Club (NYYC) will in the future be the
perpetual custodian of the cup, taking into account that it is what they did
for 135 years with few arguments. The simplicity of the decision is that NYYC
will organise a defenders’ series, open to all yacht clubs from friendly
nations, and that Newport RI will be the permanent home of the Cup races. --
Read on: http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#2

NEW LIFESAVING MEASURE REQUIRED FOR SOUTHERN LATITUDES
CANBERRA, A.C.T.---(Southern News Service) Citing the extraordinary costs of
deploying warships for the rescue of non-commercial sailors in distress in the
Southern Ocean, pleasure craft operating south of 40 degrees latitude will be
required by January 1, 2012, to carry one Fulton surface-to-air recovery
system (STARS) unit for each person aboard the vessel, Australian Defense
Minister Warren Snowdon announced Tuesday.

The system, known in military circles as Skyhook, utilizes a small
blimp-shaped helium balloon attached by a cable to a harness worn by the
person to be extracted. After the cable is borne aloft, a specially-equipped
aircraft flies at the cable, which it captures using a V-shaped device on the
aircraft’s nose. The rescued person is pulled aloft and hoisted into the
aircraft by the cable. A separate aircraft pass is required for each person to
be rescued. Experts estimate that a crew of six can be recovered in as little
as 30 minutes. -- Read on: http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#3

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JOBSON BUSY WITH MIDAS TOUCH
Gary Jobson added to his leadership legend today, announcing that he had taken
over the role as President of America’s Cup Management (ACM). This follows his
appointment as International Sailing Federation (ISAF) President and his
nomination as President of US SAILING.

Following the announcement today by the New York Court of Appeals, Jobson
called a press conference to announce that the word ‘Acts’ will never be used
again as a label for America’s Cup pre-regattas. Jobson also announced the
decision to reinstate multihulls into the 2012 Olympic Games in London.
Working with the International Multihull Council and the ISAF Event Committee,
Jobson took the extraordinary step of adhering to the recommendations of a
committee. -- Full report: http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#4

US SAILING ANNOUNCES MANDATORY MEMBERSHIP AGAIN
Jim Capron, President of US Sailing, announced today that membership in US
Sailing would be mandatory for all sailors starting July 1, 2009. “Last year
we considered the idea of making membership mandatory for all racers, but
scrapped the idea after some negative feedback from sailors who were too cheap
to pony-up the dues,” said Mr. Capron. “But this year we’ve gotten a
sponsorship deal from the big banking conglomerate UBS.”

In a related press release from UBS, it was revealed that UBS will contribute
$1 to US Sailing for every member on the books by the end of 2009. An
unidentified UBS source stated, “Now that UBS has cut its ties with Alinghi,
we have some extra sponsorship money. We still want to reach that desirable
‘sailing’ demographic, because everyone knows all sailors have a lot of money,
and this is an excellent way to reach those rich sailors without being
associated with Ernesto Bertarelli.” -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#5

PROFESSIONAL SAILORS GET CREATIVE
As professional sailors scramble for the few remaining pro sailing gigs, a few
of them branched out to start a new sort of company. In the past, Paul Cayard
and Mark Strube have turned down many offers for spreads in GQ and Esquire,
but as the sailing offers slowed, they have decided to start out on a new path
and try modeling, and have joined forces to start ACME: America’s Cup Modeling
Enterprises.

Mark Strube has been ardently tuned to “Runway” to learn the skills of the
runway cat walk, while Paul Cayard has spent time doing self portraits to
ensure the photographers always shoot his best side. In addition, they have
recruited a coach, Austin Sperry, often seen working out prior to the Olympics
on YouTube, to help keep their fitness level up. A sample photo of Paul can be
seen here: http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/2008/10/reaping-rewards.html

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCES NAUTICAL STIMULUS PACKAGE
In an effort to stiffen up the softening marine industry, the U.S. President
Obama’s administration has incorporated a nautical twist within their stimulus
package. This grant opportunity is targeted to fall in line with other green
initiatives, which will focus on the “zero carbon” benefits of sailing.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said, “This will be not only good for the
environment but for all my friends in the Bay Area who love sailing.” Ms.
Pelosi went on to say, “We also welcome the commercial partnerships between
companies as well.” Pelosi cited the newly announced joint marketing effort
between mast maker Southern Spars and the pharmaceutical company Pfizer,
makers of Viagra. The two companies have launched a new advertising campaign
targeted to the male sailing audience with their slogan; “A stiff rig is hard
to beat”. The first commercials are due to air during the next leg of the
Volvo Ocean Race. -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#6

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SCOTT PIPER WINS 2009 CORAL REEF CUP
It all came down to the final race of the 2009 Coral Reef Cup. The top 3 boats
went into the 7th race within 3 points of each other. Scott Piper with crew
Stuart deLisser and Richard Shellow pulled off a perfect boat end start and
managed to maintain a 2-5 boat lead around the course to clinch the series by
a 5 point margin. When asked about his winning strategy, Scott stated he
credits “much of our success to the new jib”. Read the full interview:
http://www.doylesails.com/news

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CHANGES FOR LEGLER AND TUFTS UNIVERSITY
Ken Legler, longtime Tufts University sailing coach, has been tapped by
President Obama to become the new Director of NASA. Legler, neither the
tallest nor smartest on the short list, was selected for his ability to get
sailboat races off on time. NASA officials, plagued by shuttle flight delays,
said getting flights off on time saves the taxpayers billions of dollars. An
unidentified official, unable to comment since he is not an authorized member
of US Sailing, said. "The cost of gas to keep that thing idling on the launch
pad while a bunch of guys from ITT Tech check out problems is a major factor
in our current economic downturn."

In a related story, Tufts University, fearful that the popular Legler's
departure for outer space will lead to the cancellation of his popular reality
series "Coed Corner Bangers" (on Fox, annually, 7pm), is considering a plan to
sell the naming rights to the Dental School. Hall Spars, of Bristol RI, is
considered the front runner and a good match due to the financial success of
its carbon tooth implant technology. Hall Spars’ Nan Hall, unable to
officially comment since Ben was away at the family compound in Florida, said
' Go Jumbos!"

ELEVENTH OLYMPIC MEDAL TO BE A NEW DISCIPLINE
In a surprise move, it is believed that International Sailing Federation
(ISAF) are going to recommend to the International Olympic Committee (IOC)
that the 11th medal in the 2012 Olympic Games should be awarded for a new
discipline - Cruiser Racing. While the decision will not formally be taken
until the ISAF mid-year meetings in Poland in May, and the final decision
about an 11th medal awaits the IOC August meeting, sources close to ISAF say
that President Goran Petersson (SWE) has sounded out IOC President Jacques
Rogge (BEL) and has received a positive indication of support for this
initiative.

It has been believed for many months now, that, should an 11th medal be
awarded, the multihull would be restored to the Games. However, in a private
conversation with an ISAF Vice President, Scuttlebutt has learned that the
global financial crisis has prompted ISAF to consider ways in which it can
contribute to an upturn in the marine industry. -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#8

A LIKELY WINNER
(April 1, 2009; Day 47) - Ericsson 3 has finally crossed the Volvo Ocean Race
starting line in Rio De Janeiro to win Leg 5. After an agonizing march to
glory, Norwegian skipper Magnum Oldmon and his men unofficially finished at
10:37:57 GMT. On arrival, a jubilant Oldmon, buoyed by the result, said: "It's
unbelievable. Fantastic! We had a fantastic strategy when we needed it. Ansel
(Madrigali) did a fantastic job on that. It was fantastic for sure! We
executed that fantastic strategy in a very fantastic way. We were so tired but
we were fighting on with fantastic spirit right to the end, everybody worked
fantastically well with each other. And, finally, it was fantastic how we
nursed the boat really well and didn't have any breakdowns. Fantastic! Oh, and
by the way, this steak sandwich I am eating is really fantastic!" -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#9

* From Bluey "Long Pockets" Robinson (AUS), Retro MCM: “Hi from the guys on
the Volvo 70 Retro. As a late entrant in the Volvo Ocean Race we had a low
profile as on the early legs our communications gear packed up so we were
sailing in stealth mode until we got to China. Our original comms gear was
provided by a principal sponsor TA (Telecom Albania) which worked once on the
first leg, picking up the collective workers Samba hour from Cuba, then
silence until a bit of static from a North Korean trawler off Yemen on leg 2.
We replaced all the hardware in India, courtesy of CEE (Colonial Empire
Electronics), and have fitted out the boat with all the Bakelite rotary dial
telephones and valves the British left behind in 1947. The systems take a bit
of getting used to.” -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#10

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GREEN DRAGON EATS SUSHI AND A SEVEN-FOOT BLUE SHARK
By Ian Walker, Green Dragon skipper
Sorry I didn’t get this to you sooner, but we were involved with trying to
finish the race. This occurred when we were still two days out from our finish
at Rio. As I wrote in prior e-mails, fuel was critical, the generator on the
alternator was not functioning, and we were only eating one meal per day. We
had sailed through several schools of yellow fin tuna and seen the occasional
turtle.

Phil Harmer tried his luck with spear-fishing, taping a knife to a batten. No
luck. Pitman James Carrol was not to be denied. He was determined to fabricate
a lure, and mostly we needed a hook. Necessity being the mother-of-invention,
we found a light-weight "D" ring in the sail repair kit. It was light relative
to the loads on this boat, but quite heavy for fish-hook.

James went to work on it. Using a hack-saw, he cut out a section of the curved
part of the stainless steel "D", leaving enough to form an "eye" (lots of
squeezing with the vice-grips) and the lower curved portion that would be the
hook (barb-less, of course). He must have spent at least an hour sharpening
that hook with a flat-file. -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#11

TESTS PROVE THAT FOOD IS NO LONGER NECESSARY
Scientific testing was done on the recent leg of the Volvo Ocean Race to
determine the value of food on a racing yacht. A double blind test was held
without the knowledge of the participants in the race. Crews were given food
that had no nutritional value, crews were given food that had nutritional
value but not the "right value", crews were given food that had all the
required nutritional value, and crews just starved during the test.

Results are still being evaluated but the preliminary results show that those
that ran out of food had really aggravating periods of time on board. Those
with food with no nutritional value thought the stuff they were eating was
better than those with real food. Those with the fake nutritional value did
not care because they were drinking all the time and selling the "hidden
supplies" each sailor has learned to carry during these races. -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#12

TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES CALL FOR CONSOLIDATION
In a surprise move, the two global leaders of sailing hardware, Harken of USA
and Ronstan of Australia, have formed a joint venture to make a new generation
"Air Block". These blocks add 69% less weight than conventional blocks, a huge
advantage when every ounce counts. Speaking on behalf of Harken, Bill Goggins
said, "This block is made of black carbon goo infused with air, sort of like a
Milkey Way bar." Alistair Murray of Ronstan said, "We came up with the idea by
accident while watching things that would typically sink, float instead; they
had more air than mass."

The new company will be called HarStan and will be headquartered in
Switzerland. Notes Peter Harken, "With all of the air in the components, we
decided to make them where Swiss cheese is made." It was surprising that
Wisconsin, headquarters of Harken and home to famous cheese wasn't chosen. The
new company will begin by producing only a small boat range of blocks which
will be made from 69% air and the remainder of carbon composite secret "goo".
-- Read on: http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#13

SAILING SHORTS
* The Federal Justice Department has announced that they are investigating how
Eric Goetz was able to retain ownership of his Rhode Island-based yacht
building company after it filed for receivership in January. On March 6, Goetz
needed to bid only US$540,000 for the holdings of Goetz Custom Sailboats,
despite a US$1.9m loan that Citizens Bank made to the company. Among the areas
the investigation will cover is how Goetz Custom Sailboats was awarded a
Governor's Workforce Board grant of $68,000 to train 20 new employees as well
as gain financing that helped the company build a 43,000-square-foot
manufacturing facility in Bristol.

* Despite the decision today by the New York Court of Appeals to award the
America’s Cup to New York Yacht Club, there remains significant fence mending
ahead. Valencia doesn’t want to play anymore, UBS cannot really afford to play
anymore, and Louis Vuitton feels they have been screwed without a kiss. A
caveat to today’s court ruling is the dissolution of the Challenger
Commission, and the designation for Scuttlebutt to determine what the
participants of the sport desired. When asked about the choice of Scuttlebutt,
a source close to the discussions said on the condition of anonymity, “All
parties seemed to hate them the least.”

* Jacques Rogge, the IOC president and past Olympian for Belgium in the Finn
class, announced that Ice/Snow Sailing has been added to the schedule for the
2014 Winter Olympics in Russia. The announcement was made at the IOC meetings
that just concluded. Four medals have been added, 80 athletes, 20 in each
fleet. The events announced are Men's and Women's DN class and Men's and
Women's kite sailing. There is an option for additional four medals within the
existing athlete quota, a judged jumps category for kite sailing and a timed
speed event for the DN. -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#16

* Washington, DC, April 1 (Reuters) - President Barack Obama moved to fill one
more of the four most senior Treasury Department positions on Wednesday, by
announcing his intent to nominate US SAILING President, James Capron as deputy
assistant Treasury secretary. An engineer by trade, Capron is the founder and
president of Capron Company, Inc., a facility automation design and
contracting firm located in Rockville, Maryland. "Jim was convincing in his
interviews with both Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and I, and we are pleased
to welcome him to the team," President Obama said during the brief
announcement.

* (Pewaukee, WI) - Following the announced merger between Harken and Ronstan
(see above), it was announced that Peter and Olaf Harken will leave the
company they founded in the hands of the CEO, Bill Goggins. The successful
Wisconsin brothers will begin operating a new company that focuses on friction
reduction on a larger scale. The Harkens will remove friction from business
applications and contend that they can make business all but invisible. --
Read on: http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#18

* Ernesto Bertarelli, team owner of Alinghi and current defender of the
America’s Cup, has been named a new President of Honour by the International
Sailing Federation (ISAF). Said ISAF president Goran Peterson, “Mr. Bertarelli
has made great improvements to the America’s Cup with his new format, and we
look forward to supporting his management company in any way we can. His
contribution to ISAF has been significant, and the least we can do is elevate
him to the status typically reserved for royalty.”

* According to a recent US Boating survey, Saylor and Kai top the charts for
the most popular children’s names in 2008, pushing Calypso and Jack into
seventeenth and third places respectively. “We surveyed over seven thousand
boat-owning new parents, and these are the top names for nautical tots this
year,” said Carington Huntsman, spokeswoman for US Boating. -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#20

* The world renowned high-end RIB manufacturer, Scorpion RIBs from Lymington,
Hampshire, UK, is launching a world first - a new 8.5m Tubeless RIB - at this
year’s RIBEX Show in Cowes, Isle of Wight which runs between 8-10 May. This
ground-breaking stepped hull design incorporates the Scorpion-trademarked
‘Pressure cordless and tubeless technology’, which will be applied in the
vicinity of the widest portion of the RIB’s body with annular reinforcement
ribs extending continuously along the entire circumference of the boat’s body
at the side walls. -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#21

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SCOTT PIPER WINS 2009 CORAL REEF CUP
It all came down to the final race of the 2009 Coral Reef Cup. The top 3 boats
went into the 7th race within 3 points of each other. Scott Piper with crew
Stuart deLisser and Richard Shellow pulled off a perfect boat end start and
managed to maintain a 2-5 boat lead around the course to clinch the series by
a 5 point margin. When asked about his winning strategy, Scott stated he
credits “much of our success to the new jib”. Read the full interview:
http://www.doylesails.com/news

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CATAMARAN FOR SALE
As seen on E-bay, Catamaran for sale, 90 ft + long, almost as wide. Never
seriously sailed. Original owner, Comes with enormous sail inventory. Best
suited for flat water only. Good daysailor but not well suited for family
cruising as has no cabins, toilets, bunks, or cooking facilities. Motivated
seller. Starting bid at $1.99


LETTERS TO THE CURMUDGEON
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* From Zim Kuelsdorf: (Re: Sunscreen Rituals) I fortunately don't have any of
the dreaded skin diseases yet, as I know that my use of sunscreen is perfect.
Rather than waste it applying it to my skin, I simply ingest it every night
before bed. It doesn't matter what kind of sunblock, just drink about 4-5
ounces and in the morning, viola, the sunscreen permeates from the inside out.

* From General Hunt Stockwell: I heard a heartwarming story from an unusual
source today, the iconic mid-Atlantic boatyard owner, "Bilge Rat" Bill. Last
week Bill was working late, as usual, at his yard, servicing winches on a
large sailboat. The weather was miserable, a fine misty rain, blown in off the
Atlantic by a cold nor'easter. The boat belonged to Bill's least-liked owner,
Mr T, a surly AIG executive who Bill said worked "with something called
derivatives." As Bill's frozen fingers worked grease onto the winch parts, he
looked up and shuddered when he saw Mr T approach the boat.

Mr T had tortured Bill for over 25 years constantly accusing him of bill
padding, shoddy workmanship, and even piracy while almost always being late
with payments. He had once accused Bill or one of his workers of purloining a
bottle of 1967 Rothschild Chateau Neuf du Pape and presumably guzzling it
down. When Mr T did pay his overdue accounts, it was always late on Friday
evenings, depriving Bill from one of the few pleasures the demanding yard
allowed him: Friday happy hour. -- Read on:
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/news/09/0401/#24

* From Simon Cowell, East Sussex, England: Regarding Steve Barrett’s letter in
Scuttlebutt 2812, which noted that among the causes of the 1979 Fastnet
disaster was “the then-lousy UK weather forecasting system, which was
blindsided & failed to get warnings out to race management or radio bulletins
to the fleet in time.” Has anyone taken pause to consider why the forecasting
system was so horrid? It was because the weather in the UK is …simply put…
horrid. Back then, the less it was discussed, the better off the tourism might
be. The whole bit about the royal family and the changing of the guards got
folks to forget about whether their hotel had a pool or not. Now that the
waters are much safer, and people know exactly how miserable it can be here,
the sport of sailing has been thriving. Go figure!

* From Huey, Dewey, and Louie: Considering all the frustrating news worldwide,
whether it's the housing market decline, financial institutions on the brink
of bankruptcy every day, or some new Ponzi scheme knocking on your door, it
was certainly refreshing when I saw that Larry Ellison and Ernesto Bertarelli
had taken a week out of their busy schedules to vacation together with us at
Disneyland. After they were seen riding together, hands in the air, laughing
and screaming, in rotating tea cups… it almost brought a tear to my eyes. It
seems like the power of Disneyland was just too much to keep these two men
apart - we truly are the “Happiest Place on Earth.” And they say there is no
more good news ... who knew!

CURMUDGEON’S OBSERVATION
Special thanks to Team One Newport and Doyle Sails, who provided the only
legitimate information included in this issue of Scuttlebutt.

Thanks also goes to the faithful ‘butthead readers for contributing every
“news” item in Scuttlebutt 2813. You all are the best!

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