All the practicality of a fashion accessory

ChatGPT is an artificial intelligence chatbot with natural language processing that allows you to have human-like conversations, and when John Arnold asked ChatGPT to roast his boat, this was the response:

“The Alerion 28 is like a high-maintenance celebrity who looks fabulous in the spotlight but is a nightmare behind the scenes. It’s a boat that screams “look at me” but falls short on substance, offering all the practicality of a fashion accessory.

“Its design might turn heads at the dock, but good luck navigating any serious weather or storing more than a pair of shoes. It’s essentially a floating Instagram post—beautiful and eye-catching, but not particularly useful for anything beyond a superficial show.”