Wind and water are so yesterday
Published on January 19th, 2022
It’s not April Fools (yet), but Mario Sampaio couldn’t help but imagine where technology will take sailing. Motors now grind winches, foils lift boats out of the water, and now autonomous navigation systems are replacing people. Mario tells us what’s next…
This new invention brought to us by Hyundai is absolutely great! It’s simply fantastic, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet… the next version will be even better!
Hyundai has published the results of their top class market research survey, reaching the obvious conclusion that the market share of boaters into this revolutionary new paradigm are truly blessed and fortunate people.
Therefore, the next version of the highly advanced new Hyundai boating system will not only continue to be fully automatic but it will also upgrade into a virtual 3D platform… anyway, who the hell wants to run unnecessary risks liabilities and costs, whilst getting wet, cold and delayed due to the irritating volatility and total unpredictability of complicated and confusing weather systems, whilst exposed out in the elements?
No way, Jose!
The survey says that absolutely nobody in this new modern and vibrant breed of boaters is into that. So as a result, with the next version you can simply sit in the comfort of your home in your pajamas and put on your goggles, take the joystick, and BINGO! You’re out there in the elements racing against all the other new age boaters… this thing of having the need to actually experience the real event is a thing of the past!