The official bird of the eating season
Published on November 28th, 2019
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize.
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving from the USA!
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