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Curmudgeon’s Observation

September 24th, 2025

May you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

September 23rd, 2025

I’m not saying I’m old but I just had to increase my font size to ‘Billboard’. Providing “insight” since 1997,

September 17th, 2025

A librarian showing books to elementary students: “It’s called reading. It’s how people install new software into their brains.” Providing

September 16th, 2025

The cannibal didn’t eat the person without legs because he was lacktoes intolerant. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

September 10th, 2025

Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN? Me neither. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

September 9th, 2025

You haven’t experienced true heartbreak until you’ve been thinking about leftovers all day and then open the refrigerator to find

September 3rd, 2025

Time is an interesting thing. As my kid went from 13 to 19, I aged 50 years. Providing wisdom since

September 2nd, 2025

The “earth” without “art” is just “eh.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

September 1st, 2025

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles Maurice De Talleyrand Providing wisdom since

August 28th, 2025

I remember being able to get up without sound effects… good times! Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has