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Curmudgeon’s Observation

January 28th, 2026

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

January 27th, 2026

Parking meters prove it costs money to just stand still. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a

January 21st, 2026

High prices have moved bargain basements to the third floor. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a

January 20th, 2026

Old is when your doctor doesn’t give you x-rays anymore and just holds you up to the light. Providing “insight”

January 15th, 2026

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

January 14th, 2026

I’m slowly becoming an adult…please make it stop. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

January 13th, 2026

It’s not easy being a mom. If it were, dads would do it too. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

January 7th, 2026

“Why does moisture destroy leather? When it’s raining, cows don’t go up to the farmhouse yelling, ‘Let us in! We’re

January 6th, 2026

Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on

December 17th, 2025

Sign on fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.” Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark