Curmudgeon Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

February 25th, 2026

You know times are tough when a Mormon polygamist has only one wife. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

February 24th, 2026

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

February 18th, 2026

You don’t have to floss all of your teeth, just the ones you want to keep. Providing “insight” since 1997,

February 17th, 2026

I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a

February 11th, 2026

If you think you’re overlooked, think of Whistler’s father. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

February 10th, 2026

I thought I was interested in uncertainty, but now I’m not so sure. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

February 4th, 2026

“Imitation is the sincerest form of television.”- Fred Allen Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

February 3rd, 2026

If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the Apple and saved us all

January 28th, 2026

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

January 27th, 2026

Parking meters prove it costs money to just stand still. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a