Curmudgeon Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 21st, 2026

Chocolate: For those moments when an apple a day just won’t cut it. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 16th, 2026

You know you’re a bad speller when you write something so wrong that auto-correct has got nothing. Providing “insight” since

July 15th, 2026

A yawn is a communications gap. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt

July 14th, 2026

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill.” Providing “insight”

July 8th, 2026

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for two minutes. Providing

July 7th, 2026

If a dog repeatedly barks in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Providing

July 2nd, 2026

I’m great at multi-tasking, I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. Providing “insight” since 1997, the

July 1st, 2026

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Providing “insight” since 1997, the

June 30th, 2026

He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

June 24th, 2026

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation