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Curmudgeon’s Observation

October 27th, 2026

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

October 21st, 2026

A negotiation is to seek a meeting of the minds without the knocking together of heads. Providing “insight” since 1997,

October 20th, 2026

Parenting Tip: Never make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight

October 14th, 2026

They say there are oceans on the moon. I think that’s lunar sea. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

October 13th, 2026

When a man says he’ll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vacuum

October 7th, 2026

Love makes the world go round, but chocolate makes the trip worthwhile. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

October 6th, 2026

If car tires had a gender, they’d be male because of their balding and over inflation. Providing “insight” since 1997,

September 30th, 2026

In the days before CPR, a drowning victim would be placed face down over a barrel and the barrel would

September 29th, 2026

Being a mom is hard. You have to raise kids and a full-grown man! Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

September 28th, 2026

A patron with a salad walked past me in a restaurant to tell me how a cow died so I