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Curmudgeon’s Observation

January 22nd, 2025

Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

January 21st, 2025

“A hooker once told me she had a headache.” – Rodney Dangerfield Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

January 20th, 2025

When Alfred Hitchcock was asked by an actress what he thought was her best side, he remarked, “You’re sitting on

January 16th, 2025

When buying a watch, if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim

January 15th, 2025

If you drink coffee in the nude, you’re less likely to spill. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

January 14th, 2025

According to kids, the perfect amount of time to stay at the park is five more minutes. Providing wisdom since

January 8th, 2025

Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

January 7th, 2025

I wear pink to raise awareness of people like me who forget to sperate their red laundry from their whites.

January 1st, 2025

Dear Weathermen, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

December 31st, 2024

Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home?” – Melanie White Providing wisdom since 1997,