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Curmudgeon’s Observation

May 12th, 2026

I need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

May 6th, 2026

“I always say film is art, theater is life, and television is furniture.”- Kenny Leon Providing “insight” since 1997, the

May 5th, 2026

My wife gave me an envelope marked ‘Do Not Open Until 2027.’ Inside was a list of reasons why I

April 29th, 2026

New Yorkers are grumpy because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. Providing “insight” since 1997,

April 28th, 2026

Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

April 22nd, 2026

It’s the start of a brand-new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles. Providing “insight” since 1997, the

April 21st, 2026

I never realized how funny I was until I started talking to myself. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

April 15th, 2026

My bed wasn’t feeling well so I am staying home to take care of it! Providing “insight” since 1997, the

April 14th, 2026

A young person drops something and picks it up, but when you’re older, you hesitate to decide if you actually

April 1st, 2026

I keep making protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has