Curmudgeon Archives - Scuttlebutt Sailing News

Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 22nd, 2023

“I don’t have a fit-bit but I have several fat-bits.” For stories from March 22: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

March 21st, 2023

“Procaffeinating: The tendency to not do anything until you have coffee.” For stories from March 21: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

March 15th, 2023

“Drink green beer on St Patrick’s Day… it counts as a vegetable!” For stories from March 15: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

March 14th, 2023

“You know it’s summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.” – Hal Roach For stories from March 14: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

March 8th, 2023

“I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music is blaring like, wooah, I’m not

March 7th, 2023

“How’s adulting going? Last night I turned on the wrong burner and cooked nothing for about 20 minutes.” For stories

March 1st, 2023

“I need my smoke detector to connect with Siri so I can tell it to shut off when I am

February 28th, 2023

“Gray Pride: We’re old. We’re tired. Get off our lawn.” For stories from February 28: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

February 22nd, 2023

“Fight truth decay.” For stories from February 22: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

February 21st, 2023

“Nine out of 10 voices in my head say I’m crazy. The 10th is humming.” For stories from February 21: