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Curmudgeon’s Observation

June 17th, 2026

When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want

June 16th, 2026

Of the great truths little children have learned, when Mom is mad at Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

June 10th, 2026

I wonder if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUT!” when they have nightmares. Providing “insight” since 1997, the

June 9th, 2026

When I feel like getting some work done, I sit down until the feeling passes. Providing “insight” since 1997, the

June 3rd, 2026

“You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.” – John Mendoza Providing “insight” since

June 2nd, 2026

The moon landing was obviously fake. The moon is clearly still up there. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

May 27th, 2026

My gym membership is just a monthly donation. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

May 26th, 2026

I suspect the person who put the first R in February also decided how to spell Wednesday. Providing “insight” since

May 20th, 2026

My fear of moving stairs is escalating. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

May 19th, 2026

I’m not self-medicating with chocolate. The lady in the shop wrote me a prescription … well, she called it a