Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 29th, 2026

“The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.” – Michelangelo Providing “insight” since 1997, the

July 28th, 2026

When a mosquito lands on your crotch, you learn that violence is not always the answer. Providing “insight” since 1997,

July 22nd, 2026

“My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.” –

July 21st, 2026

Chocolate: For those moments when an apple a day just won’t cut it. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 16th, 2026

You know you’re a bad speller when you write something so wrong that auto-correct has got nothing. Providing “insight” since

July 15th, 2026

A yawn is a communications gap. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt

July 14th, 2026

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill.” Providing “insight”

July 8th, 2026

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for two minutes. Providing

July 7th, 2026

If a dog repeatedly barks in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Providing

July 2nd, 2026

I’m great at multi-tasking, I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. Providing “insight” since 1997, the