Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

April 29th, 2026

New Yorkers are grumpy because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. Providing “insight” since 1997,

April 28th, 2026

Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

April 22nd, 2026

It’s the start of a brand-new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles. Providing “insight” since 1997, the

April 21st, 2026

I never realized how funny I was until I started talking to myself. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

April 15th, 2026

My bed wasn’t feeling well so I am staying home to take care of it! Providing “insight” since 1997, the

April 14th, 2026

A young person drops something and picks it up, but when you’re older, you hesitate to decide if you actually

April 1st, 2026

I keep making protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

March 31st, 2026

Don’t wear headphones while vacuuming. I finished the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasn’t turned on. Providing “insight” since

March 26th, 2026

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in the bedroom. Providing “insight” since 1997,

March 25th, 2026

Not to brag or anything but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it. Providing “insight” since 1997,