Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

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March 18th, 2026

Why is the word big so little and the word little so big? Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 17th, 2026

“Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.” – Catherine Aitken Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

March 11th, 2026

I drive fast because I have to get there before I forget where I am going. Providing “insight” since 1997,

March 10th, 2026

When you lose a sock in the laundry, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of

March 4th, 2026

“All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.” – Steven Wright Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 3rd, 2026

“99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.” – Steven Wright Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

February 25th, 2026

You know times are tough when a Mormon polygamist has only one wife. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

February 24th, 2026

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

February 18th, 2026

You don’t have to floss all of your teeth, just the ones you want to keep. Providing “insight” since 1997,

February 17th, 2026

I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a