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March 25th, 2025

To keep a healthy level of insanity, study Philosophy and then ask why people would like fries with that. Providing

March 19th, 2025

You know you’re old when it takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump. Providing wisdom since

March 18th, 2025

You know you’re old when your social security number only has three digits. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 12th, 2025

Cobweb is a term that comes from how the Old English word for “spider” was “cob”. Providing wisdom since 1997,

March 11th, 2025

Apple is designing a new automatic car but they’re having trouble installing Windows! Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 5th, 2025

At the rate we’re going, they’re going to cancel shampoo so bald people don’t get offended. Providing wisdom since 1997,

March 4th, 2025

Leftovers are for quitters. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter which

February 26th, 2025

“I wonder what goes through my dog’s mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.” – Penny Ward

February 25th, 2025

“The more you love, the more you can love–and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on

February 19th, 2025

Stop thinking so much. It’s alright not to know all the answers. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has