Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

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March 10th, 2026

When you lose a sock in the laundry, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of

March 4th, 2026

“All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.” – Steven Wright Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 3rd, 2026

“99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.” – Steven Wright Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

February 25th, 2026

You know times are tough when a Mormon polygamist has only one wife. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

February 24th, 2026

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

February 18th, 2026

You don’t have to floss all of your teeth, just the ones you want to keep. Providing “insight” since 1997,

February 17th, 2026

I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a

February 11th, 2026

If you think you’re overlooked, think of Whistler’s father. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

February 10th, 2026

I thought I was interested in uncertainty, but now I’m not so sure. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

February 4th, 2026

“Imitation is the sincerest form of television.”- Fred Allen Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark