Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

August 20th, 2024

My parenting style can be summed up in one word: improvise! Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

August 14th, 2024

I find, these days, that most of my conversations start out with: ‘Did I tell you this already?’ or ‘What

August 13th, 2024

Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

August 7th, 2024

You know you’re a redneck when you burn your yard rather than mow it. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

August 6th, 2024

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

July 31st, 2024

When my wife was pregnant, I asked the midwife how many babies she had to deliver to become a fullwife,

July 30th, 2024

Alligators can grow up to 20 feet but most grow four. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

July 24th, 2024

They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by two minutes. I did the math. Seems like

July 23rd, 2024

Good rule of thumb for Florida. If you see water, taste it. If it’s salty, there are sharks in it.

July 17th, 2024

The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been