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April 21st, 2026

I never realized how funny I was until I started talking to myself. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

April 15th, 2026

My bed wasn’t feeling well so I am staying home to take care of it! Providing “insight” since 1997, the

April 14th, 2026

A young person drops something and picks it up, but when you’re older, you hesitate to decide if you actually

April 1st, 2026

I keep making protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

March 31st, 2026

Don’t wear headphones while vacuuming. I finished the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasn’t turned on. Providing “insight” since

March 26th, 2026

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in the bedroom. Providing “insight” since 1997,

March 25th, 2026

Not to brag or anything but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it. Providing “insight” since 1997,

March 24th, 2026

Brunch is an excuse to have champagne at breakfast. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

March 18th, 2026

Why is the word big so little and the word little so big? Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 17th, 2026

“Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.” – Catherine Aitken Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s