Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

September 23rd, 2026

If a telemarketer calls, give the telephone to a child and say the caller is Santa. Providing “insight” since 1997,

September 22nd, 2026

If you stop dusting, you can use your coffee table as a message board. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

September 16th, 2026

Politicians approach each problem with an open mouth. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

September 15th, 2026

When you throw mud, you lose ground. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

September 9th, 2026

Some people don’t just fall off the diet wagon. They drag it into the woods, set it on fire, and

September 8th, 2026

You know you’re getting older when jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.” Providing “insight” since 1997,

September 7th, 2026

You know you’re getting old when the prime topic at parties is “regularity.” Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

September 2nd, 2026

Rainbows don’t weigh much. They’re actually pretty light. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

September 1st, 2026

Why does the OB-GYN leave the room when a patient gets undressed if they are going to be looking later?

August 19th, 2026

Husband: “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” Wife: “I’ll miss you.” Providing “insight” since