Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 7th, 2026

If a dog repeatedly barks in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Providing

July 2nd, 2026

I’m great at multi-tasking, I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. Providing “insight” since 1997, the

July 1st, 2026

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Providing “insight” since 1997, the

June 30th, 2026

He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

June 24th, 2026

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

June 23rd, 2026

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. Providing “insight”

June 17th, 2026

When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want

June 16th, 2026

Of the great truths little children have learned, when Mom is mad at Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

June 10th, 2026

I wonder if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUT!” when they have nightmares. Providing “insight” since 1997, the

June 9th, 2026

When I feel like getting some work done, I sit down until the feeling passes. Providing “insight” since 1997, the