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Curmudgeon’s Observation

May 20th, 2026

My fear of moving stairs is escalating. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

May 19th, 2026

I’m not self-medicating with chocolate. The lady in the shop wrote me a prescription … well, she called it a

May 14th, 2026

Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck? Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a

May 13th, 2026

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

May 12th, 2026

I need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

May 6th, 2026

“I always say film is art, theater is life, and television is furniture.”- Kenny Leon Providing “insight” since 1997, the

May 5th, 2026

My wife gave me an envelope marked ‘Do Not Open Until 2027.’ Inside was a list of reasons why I

April 29th, 2026

New Yorkers are grumpy because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. Providing “insight” since 1997,

April 28th, 2026

Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

April 22nd, 2026

It’s the start of a brand-new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles. Providing “insight” since 1997, the