Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

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August 12th, 2026

I’m looking for a moisturizer that hides the fact I’ve been tired for the past ten years. Providing “insight” since

August 11th, 2026

Fun Fact: For US currency, a quarter has 119 grooves on its edge while a dime has one less groove.

August 5th, 2026

Be kind to people, and if that’s too much to ask for, then just be weird to people. It’s the

August 4th, 2026

Either you enjoy chocolate or you’re wrong. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

July 29th, 2026

“The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.” – Michelangelo Providing “insight” since 1997, the

July 28th, 2026

When a mosquito lands on your crotch, you learn that violence is not always the answer. Providing “insight” since 1997,

July 22nd, 2026

“My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.” –

July 21st, 2026

Chocolate: For those moments when an apple a day just won’t cut it. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 16th, 2026

You know you’re a bad speller when you write something so wrong that auto-correct has got nothing. Providing “insight” since

July 15th, 2026

A yawn is a communications gap. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt