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May 27th, 2026

My gym membership is just a monthly donation. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

May 26th, 2026

I suspect the person who put the first R in February also decided how to spell Wednesday. Providing “insight” since

May 20th, 2026

My fear of moving stairs is escalating. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

May 19th, 2026

I’m not self-medicating with chocolate. The lady in the shop wrote me a prescription … well, she called it a

May 14th, 2026

Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck? Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a

May 13th, 2026

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

May 12th, 2026

I need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

May 6th, 2026

“I always say film is art, theater is life, and television is furniture.”- Kenny Leon Providing “insight” since 1997, the

May 5th, 2026

My wife gave me an envelope marked ‘Do Not Open Until 2027.’ Inside was a list of reasons why I

April 29th, 2026

New Yorkers are grumpy because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. Providing “insight” since 1997,