Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 16th, 2024

The fact that ‘Head & Shoulders’ shampoo doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me. Providing wisdom

July 10th, 2024

If needing to avoid jury duty, consider prefacing every answer with “according to the prophecy.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the

July 9th, 2024

The word POLITICS is derived from ‘poly’ which means ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’ which means ‘blood sucking parasites’. Providing

July 2nd, 2024

“The best thing about July 4th is you don’t have to buy people stuff that they don’t like and will

June 26th, 2024

You know you are old when the five pounds you wanted to lose is now 15, and you have a

June 25th, 2024

That moment when you tell a joke so funny at work that HR wants to hear it. Providing wisdom since

June 19th, 2024

It’s never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else. Providing wisdom since

June 5th, 2024

Faith is our greatest asset. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter

June 4th, 2024

“When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then,

May 29th, 2024

To get rid of unwanted items, put them in an Amazon box and leave it on the porch. Providing wisdom