Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

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May 14th, 2024

Find out what it is in life that you don’t do well, and then don’t do that thing. Providing wisdom

May 8th, 2024

The trouble with housework is it’s never noticed until it’s not done. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

May 7th, 2024

No car looks as good as the one leaving the parking space you need. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

May 1st, 2024

Life is all about finding people who are your kind of crazy. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

April 30th, 2024

Every time a bird craps on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show

April 24th, 2024

You know times are tough when a picture is now only worth 500 words. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

April 23rd, 2024

My apathy is at an all-time whatever. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

April 17th, 2024

“I’m 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know?” – Barry Cryer Providing wisdom since

April 16th, 2024

The difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one is the delivery. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

April 10th, 2024

I bought a fake koi fish. It’s my dekoi. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark