Curmudgeon Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

August 7th, 2024

You know you’re a redneck when you burn your yard rather than mow it. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

August 6th, 2024

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

July 31st, 2024

When my wife was pregnant, I asked the midwife how many babies she had to deliver to become a fullwife,

July 30th, 2024

Alligators can grow up to 20 feet but most grow four. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

July 24th, 2024

They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by two minutes. I did the math. Seems like

July 23rd, 2024

Good rule of thumb for Florida. If you see water, taste it. If it’s salty, there are sharks in it.

July 17th, 2024

The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

July 16th, 2024

The fact that ‘Head & Shoulders’ shampoo doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me. Providing wisdom

July 10th, 2024

If needing to avoid jury duty, consider prefacing every answer with “according to the prophecy.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the

July 9th, 2024

The word POLITICS is derived from ‘poly’ which means ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’ which means ‘blood sucking parasites’. Providing