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April 1st, 2026

I keep making protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

March 31st, 2026

Don’t wear headphones while vacuuming. I finished the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasn’t turned on. Providing “insight” since

March 26th, 2026

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in the bedroom. Providing “insight” since 1997,

March 25th, 2026

Not to brag or anything but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it. Providing “insight” since 1997,

March 24th, 2026

Brunch is an excuse to have champagne at breakfast. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

March 18th, 2026

Why is the word big so little and the word little so big? Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 17th, 2026

“Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.” – Catherine Aitken Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

March 11th, 2026

I drive fast because I have to get there before I forget where I am going. Providing “insight” since 1997,

March 10th, 2026

When you lose a sock in the laundry, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of

March 4th, 2026

“All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.” – Steven Wright Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation