Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

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July 3rd, 2025

“It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.” – Stephen Colbert Providing wisdom since 1997, the

July 2nd, 2025

Let’s party like it’s 1776. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter

July 1st, 2025

“I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man

June 25th, 2025

Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.” Providing wisdom

June 24th, 2025

She said she missed me. Normally that would be good, but she’s reloading. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

June 18th, 2025

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

June 17th, 2025

If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up… that counts as a squat, right? Providing wisdom

June 11th, 2025

‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’ disproved by science. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

June 10th, 2025

What happened to Old Zealand? Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter

June 4th, 2025

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of