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Curmudgeon’s Observation

December 10th, 2025

What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy.* Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

December 9th, 2025

Whoever said death and taxes were the only guarantees in life obviously never had to do laundry. Providing “insight” since

December 3rd, 2025

The best part about getting older is… nothing. Getting older sucks. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

December 2nd, 2025

Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap! Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

November 27th, 2025

Be with someone that makes you happy. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

November 26th, 2025

How would you like it if you were the Good Fairy, and no one believed you? Providing “insight” since 1997,

November 25th, 2025

Little things come in small packages. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt

November 19th, 2025

As I’ve gotten older, I use more four-letter words like what and when. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

November 18th, 2025

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says, “Smell this,” it usually smells nice. Providing

November 12th, 2025

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from, but seems likely I’ll be