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July 29th, 2025

I broke up with my gym. We just weren’t working out. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

July 23rd, 2025

Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what

July 22nd, 2025

If you don’t like where you are, move. You are not a tree. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 16th, 2025

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare

July 15th, 2025

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

July 9th, 2025

Unattended children will be given a latte and a free kitten. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

July 8th, 2025

The three hardest things to say are 1) I was wrong; 2) I need help; and 3) Worcestershire Sauce. Providing

July 7th, 2025

You come from dust, and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. Providing wisdom since 1997, the

July 3rd, 2025

“It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.” – Stephen Colbert Providing wisdom since 1997, the

July 2nd, 2025

Let’s party like it’s 1776. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter