Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

November 11th, 2025

The difficulty with a research grant is that if you solve the problem, you’re out of a job. Providing “insight”

November 5th, 2025

If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

November 4th, 2025

“I used spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.” – Steven Wright Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

November 3rd, 2025

How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food? Providing “insight” since 1997, the

October 28th, 2025

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will

October 22nd, 2025

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with

October 21st, 2025

“A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.” – Robert A. Heinlein Providing “insight”

October 20th, 2025

“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.” – Mel Brooks Providing “insight” since 1997, the

October 16th, 2025

“We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements

October 15th, 2025

“The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you