Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 23rd, 2023
Politician: One who shakes your hand before re-elections and your confidence after. For stories from August 23: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/08/23/ Providing wisdom
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Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 22nd, 2023
Optimist: A person who while falling from the Eiffel Tower says midway, “See? I am not injured yet.” For stories
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 16th, 2023
The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.” For stories from August 16:
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 15th, 2023
“Every business should have an emergency puppy just in case an employee is having a bad day.” For stories from
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 9th, 2023
“What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants? It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating greens and walking.” For
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 8th, 2023
“Why don’t I have any tattoos? For the same reason you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.” For
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 2nd, 2023
“Did you know that ‘diet’ stands for ‘did I eat that’?” For stories from August 2: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/08/02/ Providing wisdom since
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 1st, 2023
“Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.” For
Curmudgeon’s Observation
July 26th, 2023
“Eat more doughnuts. It’s the original hole food.” For stories from July 26: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/07/26/ Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s
Curmudgeon’s Observation
July 25th, 2023
“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.” For stories from July 25: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/07/25/ Providing wisdom
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