Curmudgeon’s Observation
April 4th, 2023
Telecrastination: The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you answer, even when it’s in your
April 4th, 2023
Telecrastination: The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you answer, even when it’s in your
March 29th, 2023
“You know you’re getting old when you look in the mirror and realize you look like the photo on your
March 28th, 2023
“Remember back when we were kids, and every time the temperature was below zero they closed school? Me neither.” For
March 22nd, 2023
“I don’t have a fit-bit but I have several fat-bits.” For stories from March 22: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/03/22/ Providing wisdom since 1997,
March 21st, 2023
“Procaffeinating: The tendency to not do anything until you have coffee.” For stories from March 21: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/03/21/ Providing wisdom since
March 15th, 2023
“Drink green beer on St Patrick’s Day… it counts as a vegetable!” For stories from March 15: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/03/15/ Providing wisdom
March 14th, 2023
“You know it’s summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.” – Hal Roach For stories from March 14: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com
March 8th, 2023
“I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music is blaring like, wooah, I’m not
March 7th, 2023
“How’s adulting going? Last night I turned on the wrong burner and cooked nothing for about 20 minutes.” For stories
March 1st, 2023
“I need my smoke detector to connect with Siri so I can tell it to shut off when I am
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