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Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 16th, 2025

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare

July 15th, 2025

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

July 9th, 2025

Unattended children will be given a latte and a free kitten. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

July 8th, 2025

The three hardest things to say are 1) I was wrong; 2) I need help; and 3) Worcestershire Sauce. Providing

July 7th, 2025

You come from dust, and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. Providing wisdom since 1997, the

July 3rd, 2025

“It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.” – Stephen Colbert Providing wisdom since 1997, the

July 2nd, 2025

Let’s party like it’s 1776. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter

July 1st, 2025

“I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man

June 25th, 2025

Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.” Providing wisdom

June 24th, 2025

She said she missed me. Normally that would be good, but she’s reloading. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation