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Curmudgeon’s Observation

June 18th, 2024

“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!”

June 5th, 2024

Faith is our greatest asset. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter

June 4th, 2024

“When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then,

May 29th, 2024

To get rid of unwanted items, put them in an Amazon box and leave it on the porch. Providing wisdom

May 28th, 2024

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who’s to blame for everything. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

May 22nd, 2024

Did you ever wonder why hemorrhoids aren’t call asteroids? Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

May 21st, 2024

The leading cause of dry skin is towels. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

May 15th, 2024

Never look back unless you intend to go that way. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a

May 14th, 2024

Find out what it is in life that you don’t do well, and then don’t do that thing. Providing wisdom

May 8th, 2024

The trouble with housework is it’s never noticed until it’s not done. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has