Curmudgeon Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

July 30th, 2024

Alligators can grow up to 20 feet but most grow four. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

July 24th, 2024

They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by two minutes. I did the math. Seems like

July 23rd, 2024

Good rule of thumb for Florida. If you see water, taste it. If it’s salty, there are sharks in it.

July 17th, 2024

The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

July 16th, 2024

The fact that ‘Head & Shoulders’ shampoo doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me. Providing wisdom

July 10th, 2024

If needing to avoid jury duty, consider prefacing every answer with “according to the prophecy.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the

July 9th, 2024

The word POLITICS is derived from ‘poly’ which means ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’ which means ‘blood sucking parasites’. Providing

July 2nd, 2024

“The best thing about July 4th is you don’t have to buy people stuff that they don’t like and will

June 26th, 2024

You know you are old when the five pounds you wanted to lose is now 15, and you have a

June 25th, 2024

That moment when you tell a joke so funny at work that HR wants to hear it. Providing wisdom since