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Curmudgeon’s Observation

December 4th, 2024

Mothers like to say how to wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident. But when you get

December 3rd, 2024

When I walk away mid-conversation, I am usually bored and my survival instincts kicked in. Providing wisdom since 1997, the

November 28th, 2024

It is impressive how some people can get both a foot in their mouth and a head up their ass

November 27th, 2024

“A thought about Thanksgiving Day: Once, there was this day when…everyone realized they needed each other.” – April Burns, Pieces

November 26th, 2024

“The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.” – Steven Wright Providing wisdom since 1997,

November 20th, 2024

Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

November 19th, 2024

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

November 13th, 2024

Once you hit a certain age, life becomes a delicate balance between trying to stay awake and trying to go

November 12th, 2024

When a hitchhiker I picked up asked if I was afraid that he might be a serial killer, I told

November 6th, 2024

I hate peer pressure and so should you. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of