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Curmudgeon’s Observation

February 12th, 2025

Be careful about reading the fine print; there’s no way you’re going to like it. Providing wisdom since 1997, the

February 11th, 2025

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a

February 6th, 2025

Any law of physics or chemistry to the contrary notwithstanding, if it happened, it must be possible. Providing wisdom since

February 5th, 2025

Eating: (verb) When there is nothing else to do. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

February 4th, 2025

Exercise helps you with decision-making. It’s true. I went for a run today and decided I’m never going again. Providing

January 29th, 2025

Famous last words… It’s probably just a rash. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

January 28th, 2025

Famous last words… It’s probably just hibernating. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the

January 22nd, 2025

Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

January 21st, 2025

“A hooker once told me she had a headache.” – Rodney Dangerfield Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

January 20th, 2025

When Alfred Hitchcock was asked by an actress what he thought was her best side, he remarked, “You’re sitting on