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Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 13th, 2024

Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’ Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

March 12th, 2024

“Dying is the one thing in life – perhaps the only thing – that you don’t have to do. Stick

March 6th, 2024

“My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.” Providing

March 5th, 2024

“I put the Pro in Procrastinate.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt

February 28th, 2024

“The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.” Providing wisdom

February 27th, 2024

“Why limit happy to an hour?” Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt

February 21st, 2024

“So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren’t. That must be frustrating.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

February 20th, 2024

“The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.” – Clarence Darrow

February 19th, 2024

“The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the

February 14th, 2024

“Don’t be mad at lazy people. They didn’t do anything.” Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a