Curmudgeon’s Observation
September 5th, 2023
“A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.” For stories from September 5: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/09/05/
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Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 30th, 2023
“A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.” For stories from August 30: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/08/30/ Providing wisdom since 1997, the
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 29th, 2023
“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.” – Steven Wright For stories from August
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 23rd, 2023
Politician: One who shakes your hand before re-elections and your confidence after. For stories from August 23: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/08/23/ Providing wisdom
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 22nd, 2023
Optimist: A person who while falling from the Eiffel Tower says midway, “See? I am not injured yet.” For stories
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 16th, 2023
The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.” For stories from August 16:
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 15th, 2023
“Every business should have an emergency puppy just in case an employee is having a bad day.” For stories from
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 9th, 2023
“What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants? It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating greens and walking.” For
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 8th, 2023
“Why don’t I have any tattoos? For the same reason you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.” For
Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 2nd, 2023
“Did you know that ‘diet’ stands for ‘did I eat that’?” For stories from August 2: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/08/02/ Providing wisdom since
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