Curmudgeon’s Observation
October 18th, 2023
“I’m terrified of elevators and I’m taking steps to avoid them.” For stories from October 18: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/10/18/ Providing wisdom since
October 18th, 2023
“I’m terrified of elevators and I’m taking steps to avoid them.” For stories from October 18: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/10/18/ Providing wisdom since
October 17th, 2023
“A zombie who writes music is a decomposer.” For stories from October 17: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/10/17/ Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s
October 11th, 2023
“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.” For stories from October 11: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/10/11/ Providing
October 10th, 2023
“You know you’ve grown up when your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.” For stories from
October 4th, 2023
“A vampire’s favorite mode of transportation is a blood vessel.” For stories from October 4: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/10/04/ Providing wisdom since 1997,
October 3rd, 2023
“Mummies have trouble keeping friends because they’re so wrapped up in themselves.” For stories from October 3: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/202310/03/ Providing wisdom
September 27th, 2023
“Save business cards of people you don’t like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, “Sorry” on
September 26th, 2023
“I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.” For stories from September 26: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/09/26/ Providing wisdom
September 20th, 2023
“EAT is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells
September 19th, 2023
“The most expensive vehicle to operate, by far, is the Costco shopping cart.” For stories from September 19: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/09/19/ Providing
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