Curmudgeon Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

June 20th, 2023

Pilot’s Rule: The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. For stories from June 20:

June 7th, 2023

“When I get really old, I’m going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house

June 6th, 2023

“Blamestorming is a method of collectively finding one to blame for a mistake no one is willing to confess to.

May 31st, 2023

“The expression ‘hot off the press’ originated from how the newspaper goes through the rotary printing press and friction causes

May 30th, 2023

“I finally did it! Bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles. No more forgetting why I walked into

May 24th, 2023

“Have you ever gotten so bored at work that you actually started doing your job?” For stories from May 24:

May 23rd, 2023

“Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I

May 17th, 2023

“I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there is a small hole in the bag somewhere.” For

May 16th, 2023

“I grew up living pay check to pay check, but through hard work and perseverance, I now live direct deposit

May 10th, 2023

“The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.” For stories from May 10: