Curmudgeon’s Observation
August 9th, 2023
“What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants? It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating greens and walking.” For
August 9th, 2023
“What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants? It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating greens and walking.” For
August 8th, 2023
“Why don’t I have any tattoos? For the same reason you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.” For
August 2nd, 2023
“Did you know that ‘diet’ stands for ‘did I eat that’?” For stories from August 2: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/08/02/ Providing wisdom since
August 1st, 2023
“Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.” For
July 26th, 2023
“Eat more doughnuts. It’s the original hole food.” For stories from July 26: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/07/26/ Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s
July 25th, 2023
“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.” For stories from July 25: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/07/25/ Providing wisdom
July 19th, 2023
“NETFLIX has seven letters. So does FOOOOOD. Coincidence? I think not.” For stories from July 19: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/07/19/ Providing wisdom since
July 18th, 2023
“That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go
July 12th, 2023
“If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat
July 11th, 2023
“Ever stand close enough to someone and hear the ocean? Me too.” For stories from July 11: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2023/07/11/ Providing wisdom
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