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Curmudgeon’s Observation

May 6th, 2025

The steaks have never been as high as when the cow jumped over the moon. Providing wisdom since 1997, the

April 30th, 2025

A cop pulled me over and said, “Papers.” So I said, “Scissors, I win!” and drove off like a boss.

April 29th, 2025

“A picture is worth a thousand words, particularly if you can’t read.” – Harry Hershfield Providing wisdom since 1997, the

April 23rd, 2025

You know you’re getting old when you have ‘upstairs Advil’ and ‘downstairs Advil’. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

April 22nd, 2025

Everything will kill you so choose something fun. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

April 16th, 2025

“Life is the job we all get fired from.” – Loudon Wainwright III Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

April 15th, 2025

Kids call it helicopter parenting. Parents call it surveillance with love. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

April 9th, 2025

“Suspicion often creates what it suspects.” – C.S. Lewis Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

April 8th, 2025

Please do not pet the peeves. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt

April 2nd, 2025

“What should I do with the leftover bacon?” said no one ever. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has