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June 17th, 2025

If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up… that counts as a squat, right? Providing wisdom

June 11th, 2025

‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’ disproved by science. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark

June 10th, 2025

What happened to Old Zealand? Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter

June 4th, 2025

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

June 3rd, 2025

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” – Steven Wright Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

May 28th, 2025

Diet tip: Your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

May 27th, 2025

The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

May 26th, 2025

If someone with no education, can’t speak English, but is able to walk across the border and take your job,

May 21st, 2025

Two things to make your day better: Do not watch the News; Stay off the bathroom scale. Providing wisdom since

May 20th, 2025

If you say you’re cooler than me does that make me hotter than you? Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s