Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

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March 11th, 2025

Apple is designing a new automatic car but they’re having trouble installing Windows! Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 5th, 2025

At the rate we’re going, they’re going to cancel shampoo so bald people don’t get offended. Providing wisdom since 1997,

March 4th, 2025

Leftovers are for quitters. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter which

February 26th, 2025

“I wonder what goes through my dog’s mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.” – Penny Ward

February 25th, 2025

“The more you love, the more you can love–and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on

February 19th, 2025

Stop thinking so much. It’s alright not to know all the answers. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

February 18th, 2025

“One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.” – Franklin P. Jones Providing wisdom

February 17th, 2025

I loved all my children equally. Except for the one that slept. I loved that one more. Providing wisdom since

February 17th, 2025

“Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one.” – Herbert Hoover, 31st US

February 12th, 2025

Be careful about reading the fine print; there’s no way you’re going to like it. Providing wisdom since 1997, the