Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

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October 15th, 2024

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

October 9th, 2024

You know you are an extreme redneck when you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Providing wisdom

October 8th, 2024

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. Providing

October 2nd, 2024

One day, the history books will report on how we survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020. Providing wisdom

October 1st, 2024

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky

September 25th, 2024

Getting older is just one body part after another saying, “Ha ha, you think that’s bad? Watch this.” Providing wisdom

September 24th, 2024

America is a country where people spend the same amount of money buying food as they do to lose weight.

September 18th, 2024

All men are created unequal. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter

September 17th, 2024

How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

September 11th, 2024

Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for Tuesday. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s