Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

September 10th, 2024

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

September 4th, 2024

I wish my wallet came with free refills. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

September 3rd, 2024

To keep a healthy level of insanity, run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers,

September 2nd, 2024

I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones I’m getting lately. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s

August 28th, 2024

Being older now, I don’t care to do things I once cared to do, but I care that I don’t

August 27th, 2024

They used to time me with a stopwatch… now they use a calendar. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

August 21st, 2024

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing” it does not mean I am free.

August 20th, 2024

My parenting style can be summed up in one word: improvise! Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

August 14th, 2024

I find, these days, that most of my conversations start out with: ‘Did I tell you this already?’ or ‘What

August 13th, 2024

Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been