Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

November 12th, 2024

When a hitchhiker I picked up asked if I was afraid that he might be a serial killer, I told

November 6th, 2024

I hate peer pressure and so should you. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of

November 5th, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

October 30th, 2024

I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides because I wanted to halve my cake and eat

October 29th, 2024

I was accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been

October 23rd, 2024

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce? Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

October 22nd, 2024

I am starting to think that I will never be old enough to know better. Providing wisdom since 1997, the

October 16th, 2024

My wife thought our kids were spoiled, but I think most kids smell like that. Providing wisdom since 1997, the

October 15th, 2024

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has

October 9th, 2024

You know you are an extreme redneck when you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Providing wisdom