Curmudgeon's Observation Archives

Curmudgeon’s Observation

March 1st, 2023

“I need my smoke detector to connect with Siri so I can tell it to shut off when I am

February 28th, 2023

“Gray Pride: We’re old. We’re tired. Get off our lawn.” For stories from February 28: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

February 22nd, 2023

“Fight truth decay.” For stories from February 22: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

February 21st, 2023

“Nine out of 10 voices in my head say I’m crazy. The 10th is humming.” For stories from February 21:

February 15th, 2023

“Here’s to me, and here’s to you. And here’s to love and laughter. I’ll be true as long as you.

February 14th, 2023

“There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to

February 8th, 2023

“The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all of the parts.” For stories from February 8th: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

February 7th, 2023

“To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing.” For stories from February 7th: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com

February 1st, 2023

‘It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking

January 31st, 2023

“Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?” For stories from January 31st: https://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com